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The old five-point scale has been retired in favor of just rating stuff 1-10, which allows me a much more nuanced final rating. Still don't take it that seriously. Most of these come from my own collection, so the grades skew rather high. Your results may vary if you send me stuff to review.

Each album is given three Essential tracks, my personal favorites, regardless of how weird and inconsequential they are. The Quintessential pick is the one I think best represents the album as a whole, so you can try one song instead of a whole album of songs. Non-Essential picks range from merely disappointing to outright unlistenable.

Failure

[#] Magnified (1994)

Reviewed April 28, 2018

As fun as songs about car crashes and arsons get.

Pity the sophomore album. You either strike out and people stop caring, or you come out with The Pants-Pissingly Perfect Third Album and people stop caring. The latter fate has befallen Magnified, the sophomore record from 90s cult heroes Failure. When people talk about Failure, they're usually referring to Fantastic Planet, the cinematic space-themed concept album about heroin that offered atmosphere where most went punk, but I think Magnified has the edge over it. If Fantastic Planet is Failure in low earth orbit, Magnified is Failure out by the dumpsters behind the mall--an all-encompassing, firey burnout, overdose, and rebirth in the same album.

What puts the album above most forgotten 90s alt-rock efforts is the way each song is structured. Swarthes of Magnified are propelled by dissonant chordal bass that doesn't groove so much as it quakes. Just look at "Frogs", which is the best song about lobotomies since "Lady Godiva's Operation". "Undone" is a tall highlight, marrying themes of sexual deviancy and abuse over noise pop hysteria. Throughout, the songs remain as tight as ever, with only the bleak, monochrome closer "Small Crimes" having a sense of sprawl. How fitting that a track about arson burns like uncontrolled wildfire. It's not a happy listen, but Magnified is deeply satisfying--and sorely-overlooked.

Essential:	Quintessential:	Non-Essential:	Rating:
"Frogs", "Undone", "Small Crimes"	"Moth"	None of the above
"First Draft: Failure's Magnified" on Letters From Somnolescent

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